I’ve been meaning to do this for a while, so here you go. All of my Tin Man fanfic in one hopefully-easy-to-navigate post so I don’t have to scroll and scroll and scroll to find stuff! Huzzah and whatnot.

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ALSO INCLUDED are all the tags for multi-chapters. Hopefully that is...mmmmildly helpful? And wow I did not realize I write this much.

I'm bored, all my fics are SRS BUSINESS right now, and it's my day off from work! Clearly, this calls for drabbling. Like eeeeeeeevery other time, simple prompts, extended plot bunnies you don't have the time to write and want to shove onto me for a maximum of 2 comments, prompts via music (♥), pictures, and anything else are just swanky!

THINGS I'M WILLING TO WRITE:
Tin Man (duh)
Supernatural
Heroes (I guess...?)
Stargate: Atlantis
Torchwood
Doctor Who
Final Fantasy 6, 7, 10

AND YOU KNOW WHAT? AIR GEAR, BLEACH, CHRONO TRIGGER/CROSS, DEATH NOTE, GURREN LAGANN, HELLSING, HUNTERXHUNTER, KINGDOM HEARTS, NARUTO, OURAN HOST CLUB, SAIYUKI, AND YUGIOH WILL GO ON HERE TOO. And Gokusen, but nooooobody knows what that is... Because I'm rusty and like cartoons that are better than TV shows.

Gen, het, slash, crossovers, it's all good. Unless it's Cain/DG, Donna/Doctor, or Daddy!cest. Sorry guys. And yes, I can and will write porn for you if you want. I'm in a surprisingly good mood! ♥

I'll make another actual vid eventually. But come on. Why had nobody done this yet? It fits PERFECTLY, good lord.

Poll #1214634 ROUND TWO!
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE. Well, not really, but humor me.

And I doubt any of you would believe me if I said I'm not addicted to posting, huh.

I'm not, though. I'm just being Task Oriented before work today.

Took me long enough. BUT, I say that since there's 26 of these puppies I kind of have an excuse. Also, can we tell I'm trying to get everything done that I possibly can tonight? Per usual, there's neither rhyme nor reason to how they're organized. I name things strangely, such as "demongirlGrrArg", "wtfdean", and my personal favorite, "samsuperman". Because clearly I am on the good crack.


PREVIEWS:


( Spoilers for the season two finale aaand...that's about it? I think? )

So, apparently the first part is eleven pages. I'm starting to kind of hate having to listen to my brain going "noooo, it doesn't read riiight" and messing everything up. BUT, it really does read strangely if I separate it somewhere other than here. SO! Round 1, FAITO.

Title: Supermax (Or, How Cain Learned The Joy Of Pain)
Rating: R for this part.
Warnings: Murder, mass-murder, superpowers, prison!fic, attempted rape, disturbing imagery, violence, profanity, and slash.
Summary: Wyatt Cain was a superhero, until he messed up and was sent to the deadly prison that holds super-people. People like Glitch - an enigma of a man guilty as sin and just as damning.
This round: Tin Man vs The BSIA. And then inmates. And then his conscience.

( “When a superhero brings a gun to a fight, it doesn’t matter if they’re fighting their arch-nemesis or saving the world. That’s when they start to think of themselves as normal. They’re not.” )

( Cut because this stuff doesn't matter to most of you! )

tl;dr: Glitch remains odd, sulky, and very confused, and He Who Shall Remain Nameless For Now is coming whether any of us like it or not.

Iiii can't decide whether you should live or diiie~

Poll #1212454 It's time to d-d-d-duel!
This poll is closed.
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

Round one: FIGHT!

AND HAT TRICK WINS FOR ROUND ONE!

And, for the lolz, all the Tin Man crossover ideas I have:

( Cut for no particular reason! \o/ )

Someone, please. Shoot me. I have the prison!fic epic, and now a crossover prison!fic drabble. I solemnly swear that I will never watch Folsom Prison Blues again. *angst*

Title: Live Every Day Like Your Hair Was On Fire
Fandoms: Life/Tin Man fusion.
Warnings: Violence, horrible characterization, hardcore Ambrose AU-ing, non-slash, not-Ambrose/Charlie (aka they're Just Friends), seriously messed up zen quotation.
Summary: Nothing is exactly as it seems, nor is it otherwise. - Alan Watts

( Peter hesitated, and then muttered, “Ambrose says hi” before pushing his cart away. )

I CONSOLE MYSELF WITH THE FACT IT'S SHORT.

THIS VID TOOK ME FOREVER. ARGH. Three days of working on this thing, I kid you not. I normally churn these things out in two hours or so. Anyway, I uploaded it on youtube, and when it shows up, it'll...you know. Show up.

Song is Haunted, by Poe, the whole thing is Kissy's fault, and now I'm going to go back to writing my supervillain prison porn.

Contains blatant suggestion of Glitch/Cain, suggestive suggestion of Ambrose/Queen (and some messed up Ambrose/Azkadellia...) and possibly some princest, too! Also has Cain/Adora and a whooole lotta "WHERE'S THE QUEEN" funtimes. ♥



If anyone's strange enough to want a download of it, here ya go. Link goes to sendspace.

I got sent home again today. Apparently I only work four days a week now, but I am NOT complaining because, as I've repeatedly moaned and whined and bitched, I really hate my job! Also I feel guilty for selling little girls credit cards that will do nothing but put them in debt. AT LEAST THEY AREN'T USUALLY APPROVED?

So, got home veeery recently. Naturally, first thing I did was pirate the newest Who ep, and it demands commentary. Because it's episode 11 and episode 11s always demand commentary.

( Cut for Turn Left spoilars! )

tl;dr = \o/

PER USUAL, I'm requesting music. I have the whole Iron Man score on repeat, which is happy fun times, but let's face it - Iron Man is not evil or in prison. And I also already have Folsom Prison Blues, but I'm not putting that on because it ruins the mood or somesuch.

SO! Do YOU have something that reminds you of dirty, kinky sex in prisons? Of mass murdering technopaths? Possibly even some good Arch-Nemesis Confrontation music and/or The Love Theme To I'mma Eat Your F*cking Face, Bitch? IF SO, call 000-000-0000 drop me a link. Which I have decided will, in turn, get you a snippet of the fic written beforehand, just for you. Yes, even the part where Glitch goes whacko in the chow hall. ♥

I will never be able to listen to Pull Shapes without screaming ever again. It's on repeat at the store and I want to murder something every time I hear it.

Also, if you have ever watched Supernatural, you need to read this fic. Sam and Dean become the Gods Of Hunters (and dumb luck and pool halls and mullet rock and so on). It's a crossover with American Gods and is just...so much win. The first scene very well may be one of my favorites in any fic ever. AND IT'S GEN! ♥

I was making Alan Cumming icons and found this picture and...yeah. Supermax AU is totally happening.

Dear Alan Cumming: stop being so fierce and sexy and hot and so on. Except don't. The world, including me, would cry at the loss of you sexing us up with your eyes.

And now I'm fully intent on finding ones for the other Tin Man characters to complete the set. And wow I just typed sex instead of set. CAN WE TELL I LIKE THIS ICON AND THE FIC WILL BE NOTHING BUT VIOLENCE, KINK, AND PORN? Yes, even more than HAtC. I am a dirty, dirty girl.

...Is it sad that I can't stop staring at an icon I made?

tm_ficfest is officially up. The open and running parts....I'm working on those. BUT! It's up! Look! Look look I made it preeeeeeeeeety~!

And as soon as photoshop stops being a bitch I can get on all that artsy stuff I want to do.

Because Tony Stark/AMERICA!!!1! is far less entertaining in picture format. Although Tony/Florida was kinda tempting, what with the panhandle and all. ♥

*starts to hate self*

I will be repeatedly putting up my work schedule here because they keep CHANGING THE DAMN THING and it's really really nice to have another copy not printed on a receipt.

AND APPARENTLY THEY RESCHEDULED ME TO NO WORKING TODAY? WHAT THE FUCK.

( And then we lj-cut for the standard rants and schedule. )

So, Thursday and Friday, I will exist! \o/

OMG YOU GUYS GAVE ME AAAAMMMMBROSE~! ♥ ♥ ♥

The first chapter of Janitor!Jedi!Sam is totally going to get you guys a shout-out even if I seriously doubt you even know it exists. Or more porn, but TONIGHT'S mindless, semi-kinky porn is aaaaaaaall Puffy's. ♥

1. TR PEOPLE. I am SO far behind omg what do I need to do. I have House to talk to and I have Coraline's party and Fireworks (do I need to put up a wip thing btw?) and Adam's truthplot. But my computer kind of went to sleep for a few days so it'll take me a WHILE to find all this stuff, just so's you know. BUT I EXIST. AND I SHALL BE AROUND. \o/

2. PUFFY - You WILL be getting your kinky porn tonight, but it might be a liiitle late considering my family has decided that since I get a day off of work I want to go DO STUFF. But since we're going to go see Zohan I am not terribly peeved about this! :D

3. Due to my little fainting spell, next week's schedule is made of monetary fail and off-time WIN. I work from 1-9:30 on Monday, and then 1-5 on Wednesday, and then I don't have to go back to work until SUNDAY at which point it turns into hell again.

4. There shall be a Supernatural icon dump very soon. Just so you know, I am now ridiculously obsessed with Ben (who is TOTALLY SPOILER'S SPOILER!!!) and also Dean is just far too cute for his own good and has a bad habit of making stupid faces that I icon. ♥

5. WHAT DO I NEED TO CATCH UP ON? Dommy, don't you dare say Robin Hood, I do not have the time.

6. ...I think I have a thing for snapping, too. Licking and snapping. Yes. I am strange.

7. Dude, I got to sleep in today. I'm just...WOW. That was AWESOME omg. SO awesome. I fucking love my bed.